Teenagers!

So there we are, me and the lovely wife curled up in bed watching TV when at 10:10PM, the phone rings. It wasn't one of our cell phones that are always within easy reach but the living room phone that Kim will have to answer because I dont answer that phone. I figure that if you need me call my cell. Anyway, on the phone is Parker, her 17year old teenage soon who has been driving about 4 months. He has wrecked his car, he thinks he dropped a tire off the road and over corrected. Nobody is injured and he has already called the police and fire dept. We get dressed and drive to the scene. When we get there a state trooper is walking a rolling tape measure up the street measuing the 240' of skid marks! Dropped a tire off the road my butt! After it all got sorted out, he was traveling between 70-75mph tring to keep up with a friend his when he lost control of the car. The back end came around and off the left side of the road he went ...right into a tree! Both air bags deployed, the front of the car crushed in about 18". The car is totalled! He thinks it was karma that caused his accident! What a knucklehead!